THE CHOSEN ONES ARE HERE!!!
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch! Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the good news that they will look better than us and that there are two of them.
Angie gave birth to a boy and a girl: Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Vivi weighted at 5 lbs and Knox weighed in at 5.03 lbs. DAMN!!! Angelina is a real trooper for carrying those extra 10.03 lbs.
Congratulations you awesome couple- hope ALL of your kids recieve millions of blessings….Oscars…Noble Peace Prizes…and all that jazz.
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