Mary-Kate Olsen is the new 911.
And I am not talking in terms of fashion emergencies, I am talking about the masseuse at Heath Ledger’s place calling Mary-Kate Olsen rather than the actual 911. You know, 911, the number you call when someone is pretty much dead.
AP says, A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.
Ummmm…yeah, Mary-Kate probably couldn’t save a gold fish in a shallow bowl of water, much less help in a life or death situation. I wouldn’t call Mary-Kate Olsen if I was at Pier One Imports and couldn’t decide between those weird wine glasses and the normal ones.
I would however call her if I thought I could have sex with her. I would definitely call the Weeds star then.
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