Madonna: Dry and Crusty Tour
August 25th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Holy snickerdoodles.
It’s almost as if everything in the world is revovled around…MADONNA’S STICKY AND SWEET TOUR! Why?!! For Heaven’s sake this woman is 50 years old. Why is she constantly trying to act like she’s a hot-ass 23 year old girl?
Look, I give her kudos for the whole ” look at me I can dance and sing like a 20 year-old” but guess what…you’re not. Stick to things your age. Go shop at Anthropology. Stop wearing hot-pants and tube tops. It’s disturbing when you pop your pelvis and all your veins pop out as well.
Madonna should step aside and let someone else have the spotlight..NO NOT MILEY CYRUS OR ANY OF THOSE DISNEY FREAKS!
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