Lindsay Lohan Is Being Sued!!!
I’m tired of Linsday Lohan opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and Dante Negro. They’re filing for $25,000 in damages. Wow, that’s really not a lot.
What’s funny about this world is if the person who hijacked the SUV was Muslim or black or spanish and/or a man..then his ass would have been diced like a little piece of celery right after the incident.
But since Linsday is Linsday, she just got a slap on the wrist: 84 minutes in jail. What an amazing legal system we have! I hope the boys get shitloads of money, they could have died while this bitch was driving.
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