Hancock Review
Hot-damn, Will Smith looks delicious in his superhero uniform.
No worries, no spoilers here. The movie Hancock (PG-13) totally earns a C+. Most of you are probably thinking, ” Wtf? No- Will Smith is God. He did not just earn a C+.” This movie was not worth the time and money.
The first half was genius. Will’s character, John Hancock, was hilarious. But then there was a twist in the plot and it lead to a heartbreaking second half of the movie…which made me think: EPIC FAIL! I think the first half of the movie is what audience can really empathize with- Hancock being lonely, depressed, angry. We can understand him, we feel is pain- shit even a few tears were shed.
Unfortunately, the remainder of the movie just didn’t follow up to my expectations. There was unnecessary bullshit that could have been avoided. The graphics were good and so was the acting. Hell, even the music was great- but it just didn’t make me think WOW WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE, like I, Robot. At least Charlize Theron looked smokin’ hot during one of the fight scenes!
Moral of Hancock: Never call John Hancock an asshole or your head will be stuck in someone’s ass.
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