Guy Ritchie Has A New Hoe
October 22nd, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog
Good. She’s a woman!
I’m glad Guy Ritchie has moved on to something more human! And she looks like she actually has curves and isn’t made of plastic! Her name is Kelly Reilly,a british actress who was on the set of Sherlock Holmes. She has pretty color! Not barbie hair shit like Madonna.
Guy’s new lady is stunning in comparison to soon to be corpse ex-wife Madonna. Madonna is probably going to work out some more because her husband is getting more poo-tang than she is!
Wait, I lied- she’s got A-rod. That’s enough poo-tang.
Posted in Celebrities Need Help Too, Celebrity Break-Ups, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, comparison, corpse, curves, kelly, reilly, ritchie, sherlock
