George Clooney has a new hoe

Back the f*** off Sarah Larson, your ass wasn’t good enough for
George Clooney. According to an inside source, George started dating
a new hoe 6-months prior to dumping Larson’s fake self.
And to make Sarah look more like a bag of shit, the insider said that
Clooney was going to cancel her contract but continued their relationship
so she could have a little more spotlight. Please, step into the dark Sarah.
The only reason we gave a flying f*** about you was because we wanted
to know how George is in bed.
To top it off, there’s even a description of Clooney’s new prostitute
she’s blond…mid thirties…woah wait up,
I knew Barbie and Ken broke up some time ago, but I guess Barbie’s
found a new man-George!
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